Excerpt for Teenage Life Sucks by ho ronald, available in its entirety at Smashwords

Before reading me I want U to read it aloud (won’t take u long )

Acknowledgment:

I, as a reader of this book, totally agrees that the life of the author sucks and I would like to present the greatest sympathy for him. In advance, I understand his English is bad as his mother language is not English.



Hello :D

Erm I am writing this book to sue the fucking life as a teenager cuz I find my life reli reli sucks. I have been searching for myself  for 16 years but what I found is Nothing.



How is yours?? -_____-



There is once a guy telling me that a man's not much to worry about ,except 2 things, money andgirls. For dignity, I did tell the asshole that I don't believe him.But deep in my heart I know that it is the cruel reality  of this planet.



So sad ,isn't it.

Money and girls :'(



I am busted and find myself a loser to this world.









The 16th lonely Christmas  O,fuck

I say I' m a loser to this world cuz I don't understand it. I don't understand every single thing in this asshole-filled planet.

There's a girl who once love me (at least I feel it orz),always said that :



Nothing's gonna change my love for u >3<



Everything will be all right with me



But after 1 week she can delte her facebook account and ignore all the messages I texted her. What a jerk! o_O

She devastated my heart completely.

She is a mindless bitch who never ever care how I feel.



"If my body was on fire
You would watch me burn down in flames
You said you loved me, you're a liar
Cause you never ever ever did, baby" 
  from Bruno Mars,grenade



It seems that only uncle Bruno know how I feel and that's reli reli reli fuking sad, sori for being so impolite, but please be reminded that I am suing my fate. sorry for that  /_\
I am very fed up indeed and I am typing this even when I am traveling in metro .

If u have similar experience with mine.
I have to apologize too cuz I may remind u of some sad stories.


Huh, what do u think of my life? :O

Very well, now there's another recent problem about girls  :(((( Annual Ball
I have been forced to take part in this stupid idea.

Have u ever join one? =,=

Arrrrrrrrr, I have to join it on the Christmas Eve.Shit, I don't even got a suit and don't have any idea about dancing .
God bless me . And please help me to make a little prayer when u read this:

O, baby Jesus
Please bless  Ronald on Saturday night
We all know that he is a fool in many times
But pls forgive him
And let him finish this dirty job smoothly
Amen

And I will be fine .
Quick, do it, pls help me.
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O yeah, thx thx , u r splendid :D


I am a jerk myself
I sometimes hate myself very much. Think of it, if iI ain't a jerk will I spend time writing this scrap???  I don't know what am i doing. What I only know is that I am trying to write down what I am thinking at this particular moment, which is very true indeed.

Jerk Jerk I love this name reli ^^

I always spend time daydreaming wherever I am. Dreaming about what I should be doing when I die.

Hey, tell me yours.

Shhhhhhhh,
I want to die when I am having sex.  A_A

Same as me huh? I can't think of another one better than this  XD

OMG, I am still thinking of the annual ball tomorrow. I can't eat, I can't shit, I can't even sleep just because of the ball. I am desperate for your help .You know I am dying.
O yes, don't forget to leave a comment for this scrap after reading me cuz i want to exchange ideas with you.

I got no time to write,(I know what u r thinking, u may think that's none of business, am i right), I got to crawl back to the studio.


Yeeeeeeeeee, don't find me on facebook : hairyron@hotmail.com


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